It could be the oddest and questionably funniest quote from a Texan so far. One of the team captains was explaining why he was late for a checkpoint and this was his excuse:
"I had some blueberry desert last night and was shi**ing like a tied coon''. The guy saw the bemused looks on our faces and kindly expalined that when a racoon is tied up it panics and tends to defecate upon itself. Not exactly sure why you would tie up a racoon but there you go...........
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